Like her politics or not, few can argue that former VP candidate, and current Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin is a political hottie. A fact reinforced in our minds by the hilarious portrayals by the even hotter Tina Fey, on Saturday Night Live this past election season.

Unfortunately, until Palin’s conservative attitude gets as lose as her daughters, we will have to wait for the Playboy centerfold, or Maxim magazine spread, although I suspect Bristol may be a mere 20 pounds and a year or so away from a tasteful layout.

There is however, The Sarah Palin 2009 Calendar,

Out just in time for a little press before inauguration day.  If babes and guns are your thing, then the cover of the monthly conservative MILF spread, indicates that it may be just the ticket to get you through another anti-abortion, Muslim fearing year.

Not to be outdone, the editors of The Wasilla Iron Dog Gazette have released Terminatrix, The Sarah Palin Chronicles.  The publishers claim to have known Palin throughout her entire life from High School basketball star, 5 Universities, and The Governorship, and claim to have the inside scoop and previously undiscovered photos of the America’s hottest Governor.

I guess these will have to do to satisfy our conservative school boy fantasies until Ann Coulter decides to release a booty shaking video.

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